Published on December 3, 2004 By LeapingLizard In Misc
We played math fraction games today again in groups. I was sitting with a group of two. Willy and Quincey. Quincey decides that I, being the teacher, haven't ever heard penis jokes before. The presumed purity of teachers...ha! So back and forth Quincey and Willey crack jokes.

Quincey keeps saying things like, "Put it there, Willy" "Oh, Willy, right there" Willy, that's right" "Willy, right there, yeah" "Willy...Willy...Willy..."

As a response, Willy just keeps saying "Dude you got a sick mind," and shaking his head.

I sit through this for a bit, thinking if I just ignore it and keep talking about fractions, they'll stop. They keep going on and on. Finally, I just said "You know, you couldn't be less subtle. We all know what you're talking about. You all weren't the inventors of the slang word Willey for...." I pause.

It gets silent for a second....It was hilarious, I tell ya. To see the look on their faces was priceless. They couldn't even believe, I, their lowly teacher, had hear the word willey used for penis before....god forbid...think if they knew I have sex...and I consume alcohol...at the bar, no less!

On the same note, different situation. Sometime my brothers just look at me and say "A teacher. I can't believe it." They still have the image in their head of teachers as being only teachers with no outside life. When we are partying together, indulging in our choice poisons, I remind them...I could have been your teacher...It's a little evil, I know, but it's funny!"

Comments
on Dec 03, 2004
You evil teacher, making non teachers realize that teachers are people too
on Dec 03, 2004
Are you trying to tell me that teachers are not people who can do no wrong?! Next you'll tell me they make mistakes...
on Dec 04, 2004
Mistakes? Never.
on Dec 06, 2004
The sad truth though, willy jokes never get old, and your never too old for a good willy joke.
on Dec 06, 2004
Your willly does get old though..hahahah.