Sounds like any new female soldier at a monthly Urinalysis. (So I have heard 2nd hand)

These are fun, LL.

I'm going to go with a woman trying to pee in a cup at her first Obstetrics appointment.

I'll say someone at a routine physical, deciding how to cut the flow from the cup to the bowl.

hmmm ...catwoman?

Hum, let us see.....i'll join Texas on this one. I really dont have a clue!

I think WrecklessEric is on the right track... Not what she's peeing into, but what prevents her from peeing...

Ooo!! Ooo!! I do know this one, because it was I this time that was there!!!!
And I remember it well--and I did laugh...
Let me know if no one gets it--

I'll spill the beans...

WLC

mmh, what? she wearing a diaper?

Lady having snuck into the Men's room at a crowded football game trying to figure out how to use the urinal?

Chastity belt?

Elf
I love it. You're such a pleasure..

You're all getting closer...think Halloween. I'll leave it up to Wild Loose Comma to spill the beans when she sees fit.

ll

It sounds like a version of an old joke, "What did the elephant say to the naked man?"

"I don't know how you can breathe through that small thing!"

sunwukong...haha!

Since everyone has moved on to the new out of context quote, I might as well tell you all...

My dear friend LL went as "Tangled up in Blue" for Halloween--with blue yarn and string everywhere--around her neck, her arms, her torso, and around her legs.

She did neglect to think how drinking beer after beer and the ever present need to urinate would pan out with said outfit. I was there, I admit, in the bathroom when she figured out how, after she expressed her frustration with just exactly how to take care of business.

There you have it!! It was a lovely costume, LL!!