Log In
Sign Up and Get Started Blogging!
JoeUser is completely free to use! By Signing Up on JoeUser, you can create your own blog and participate on the blogs of others!
On A Warm Rock
This Week's Out of Context Quote
Published on October 25, 2004 By
LeapingLizard
In
Humor
Can you figure out the context of this quote? Maybe it'll earn you an insightful...
I was sitting in a chair and he said push your butt as far as you can toward me. My cheek was on a pillow. It took about 20 minutes.
-A
Article Tags
humor
Popular Articles in this Category
Popular Articles from LeapingLizard
Music in the classroom? Have you really thought about it?
Comments (Page 1)
2 Pages
1
2
Next
1
Texas Wahine
on Oct 25, 2004
doggy-style?
2
philomedy
on Oct 25, 2004
Pilates gone too far?
3
apdelong31
on Oct 25, 2004
One sloth telling his friend about a colonoscopy?
4
Suspeckted
on Oct 25, 2004
Ooh! Ooh! Call on me! Call on me! I know cause I was actually there!
But I'll let your game go on for a bit.
-the suspeckT
5
dharmagrl
on Oct 25, 2004
Pap smear? Gynecological exam?
Or, perhaps a tattoo?
6
Texas Wahine
on Oct 25, 2004
Or, perhaps a tattoo?
wow . . . I never woulda thought of that . . .
7
Suspeckted
on Oct 25, 2004
Damn....Dharma, you good!
8
chiprj
on Oct 25, 2004
Hot milk enema?
9
InfoGeek
on Oct 25, 2004
I was thinking cleaner. I thought butt was a cigarette. I do not know about moving it, or the pillow. I think Dharma is right though.
IG
10
LeapingLizard
on Oct 25, 2004
you got it dharmagrl!
Atatoo is right on. I have yet to see it, but I have one in the same place as my friend -A who's quote this was and I rememeber the positioing well. I was with my boyfriend at the time and I remember him saying to the male tatoo artist, "It's not every day that I see my girlfriend bend over like that for another guy." You straddle the dentist chair like seat and bend over.
11
WildLooseComma
on Oct 27, 2004
Wow.
Dumb moment of the week. I read this blog and I was so confused what was going on in that quote--the letter "A" made me wonder, HOWEVER, I still didn't know it was ME
12
xtine
on Oct 27, 2004
I was thinking, HOLY COW! That was a long pelvic exam!
Thank goodness just a tattoo.
13
WildLooseComma
on Oct 27, 2004
Wow.
Dumb moment of the week. I read this blog and I was so confused what was going on in that quote--the letter "A" made me wonder, HOWEVER, I still didn't know it was ME until Suspeckted said he was there, and then I saw Dharamgrl said tattoo. I'm such a bonehead.
Actually LL--i didn't have to straddle the chair. I just sat on it with half my ass hanging out while leaning as far forward onto the pillow in my lab with my feet propped up in a chair.
Its pretty bad when you don't recognize you're own quotes. Sheesh. But thanks for making me an ALLSTAR on your blog!! I love to be talked about...in that good way....
so bong bong
WLC
14
island_gurl12
on Oct 27, 2004
I was gonna say an injection! Not far from tatoo huh? Hehe... Texas Wahine YOU DIRTY MIND!!! Hahahaha!!
15
Texas Wahine
on Oct 27, 2004
Texas Wahine YOU DIRTY MIND!!! Hahahaha
he he he . . . my husband was just home on leave a week ago . . . I can't help it!
2 Pages
1
2
Next
Welcome Guest! Please take the time to register with us.
There are many great features available to you once you register, including:
Richer content, access to many features that are disabled for guests like commenting on the forums.
Access to a great community, with a massive database of many, many areas of interest.
Access to contests & subscription offers like exclusive emails.
It's simple, and FREE!
Sign Up Now!
Meta
Views
» 10707
Comments
»
16
Category
»
Humor
Comment
Recent Article Comments
I'm Getting Another 'New' PC...
The 24 hour news channel cha...
LightStar Design Windowblind...
Google Begins Tracking All Y...
Let's start a New Jammin Thr...
Welcome to 2025!
Which A.I. Software Are You ...
Adventures With MacOS
Modding Ara: History Untold
DeskScapes 11: The Dream Mak...
Sponsored Links